Last updated August 17, 2015
Android isn't always serious business. Here are some of the sillier parts of the Android SDK.
The following do real things but have amusing names.
FEATURE_TOUCHSCREEN_MULTITOUCH_JAZZHAND - "Jazz hand" is a fun way to describe a device that can track at least five fingers at once.
isUserAMonkey() - It sounds like a joke, but it's actually for the Monkey tool. Useful if the monkey would have no chance of getting past some of your UX otherwise (for example, an authorization screen).
Log.wtf() - The most severe logging level. Let's be real: we all know that "wtf" does not stand for "What a Terrible Failure."
fyiWillBeAdvancedByHostKThx() - I get the feeling that this method was named at the end of a long, arduous week.
I'm not going to try arguing that the following don't have any value, but they come pretty close.
GRAVITY_THE_ISLAND - There are several gravity constants of dubious practicality in
SensorManager but these ones take the cake. I mean, really, why would you need the gravity of Death Star I? It's already been destroyed.
SENSOR_TRICORDER - Did you know that first versions of Android came with tricorder sensors? Sadly, this functionality has been deprecated for many years.
IBinder has been around since the beginning as a core part of Android's inter-process communication protocol. But it wasn't until API 15 that you could start to like or tweet their transactions, finally bringing it into the 21st century. Android has come a long way since its humble beginnings.
DISALLOW_FUN - You used to have to build this into your app manually; as of Marshmallow, it's a core part of the OS.